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How I think the whole 'Waiter being rude to Louis Tomlinson' went down
Waiter:
Well sir our specials are-
Louis:
Grandad, did you seriously buy a striped shirt? I know I'm like Cher, but you can't just copy someone's fashion sense like that, it's rude and tacky.
Waiter:
As I was sayin-
Louis:
Plus, I think you look much better in plaid anyway, blue really brings out your eyes.
Waiter:
Excuse me as I was trying to say
- Louis turns his head to the waiter and scoffs-
Louis:
Listen up five, a ten is speaking. You need to calm yourself down and wait because you just lost your tip and you're two steps away from losing me as a customer. Who do you think you are? You know what I'm leaving
- Louis stands up and sashays away, flipping his fringe to show bitches that he's the real deal. -
- Louis turns around before he leaves and scoffs at the waiter. -
Louis:
Where'd you get that tie anyway a prom rental shop? Macy's? Burlingtons? People like you disgust me, it's called fashion, learn it before you go out in public and embarrass yourself more than you have now.
- Louis Z-snaps and let's the hostess open the door because diva's like him don't open doors. -
Whether it be
Heterosexual:
Homosexual:
Interracial:
Different Ethnicities:
Or even with an inanimate object:
Your sassiness Lou I can’t.
when you look like that yes i’m going to be fucking shy jesus
holy mother of g o d
looking in to someones eyes. I don’t know why, but I can’t look at people when there serious or sad or angry.




